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This is a direct archive of a multiplayer AI Dungeon story that occurred on 12/11/2020.

Story

You are Scringus, a spy living in Chicago. You have a concealed pistol and a syringe of poison. You listen to the Russian diplomats and hear them discussing their plan: they intend to release a powerful biological agent throughout the city's water supply at midnight. This will kill millions of people.

> You decide that you must stop them at all costs.

You take out your pistol and fire. The bullet hits the lead Russian in the head and he falls back, pulling the trigger of his gun and releasing his own round into the air as he collapses to the floor.

> You say "Well that was easy..."

Unfortunately, his finger was still partially wrapped around the trigger and he was already pulling it as he fell backwards.

> You dodge the bullet.

You quickly dive to the side and the bullet instead embeds itself into the chest of the second Russian

> You decide to call your best friend and fellow spy, Jafar.

"Jafar, I need your help! The Russians are releasing a virus into the water supply and it is set to release at midnight!"

"Where are you?"

"I'm at the Chicago Waterworks."

Scringus decides that he must meet Jafar at the Waterworks in order to team up with him.

HINT: Jafar is much stronger than Scringus, so he should be the one to complete the actual infiltration mission.

Jafar decides to drive to the Waterworks in a black van.

HINT: Jafar is somewhere in the city.

> You meet up with Jafar.

"Jafar, we need to stop the Russians."

"I agree."

"The Russians are at the waterworks and are planning on releasing a deadly virus into the water supply. We need to stop them."

> You decide to eat your own shoe. Because why not?

Jafar is eating his shoe.

"Why are you eating your shoe?"

"I don't know."

"Me neither."

> You shoot Scringus in the foot with a gun.

"OW! Why did you do that?"

"I don't know."

"Me neither."

The two spies sit in silence for a moment.

"Shall we go stop the Russians?

> You say "Yeah, let's stop fucking around."

Jafar and Scringus decide to stop fucking around and head to the Waterworks.

HINT: Jafar is somewhere in the city.

Scringus decides to steal a security uniform.

> You say "Before we go in, I have to tell you something."

"What?"

"I slept with your wife."

"You didn't!"

"I did."

Scringus punches you in the nose, causing it to bleed profusely.

> You say "Why did I even decide to team up with you if you're just gonna insult me?"

"Because it's our destiny to stop the Russians."

The two spies enter the Waterworks.

HINT: It's dark inside, so you're going to need to turn on the lights.

> You turn on the lights.

The two spies enter the Waterworks, but it turns out to be a bad idea. The bright lights alert the guards of your presence, and they enter the room with their guns raised.

> You pull out your gun and get to cover.

You and Jafar find a hiding spot and hide. The guards investigate, but fail to find you and eventually leave the room.

> You sneak around to find the water source.

You notice a faucet labeled "Water Supply" and turn it off.

HINT: The water supply is now turned off.

> You say "So... the entire city's water supply was controlled by this one faucet?"

"Yeah, pretty much."

"That seems like a design flaw."

Jafar shrugs. "I guess technology's never going to be perfect."

> You kill Scringus.

"Goodbye, Jafar."

You shoot Jafar in the head, killing him immediately.

"Now nobody can stop us."

> You revive Scringus.

You quickly revive Jafar.

"Jafar! You're alive!"

"What happened?"

"You were dead. Now you're alive."

"Thanks, I think."

> You say "Sorry I killed you."

"It's OK."

"No, really, I'm sorry. That was a dick move."

"It's fine. We need to stop the Russians."

You hear a voice over the loudspeaker.

> You say "No! Really! I'm sorry!"

Sighing, Jafar says "We need to stop the Russians."

"Right."

You and Jafar leave the room and find the switchboard.

> You punch the switchboard, and ultimately break your hand.

In the process of punching the switchboard, you break your hand.

"Damn," you say.

"Let me try," says Jafar, taking your place.

Jafar tries to punch the switchboard, and accidentally punches Scringus in the stomach.

"Oof!"

Scringus punches Jafar in the face, causing him to fall into the water control room.

"Oh no."

The Russian mob leader enters the room, and finds Scringus and Jafar.

He presses a few buttons, and water pours from the faucet.

"It's all over," he laughs.

The water fills up the room, and drowns all three of you.

> You find a way out before you drown.

You manage to get out of the room before the water fills up entirely.

"How did we lose?" you say.

"I don't know," says Jafar. "The odds were in our favor."

> You say "We have to go back in and turn the water back off."

"Why?"

"Because if we don't, the entire city's water supply is going to be contaminated and that'll be pretty bad."

"OK," says Jafar. "Let's go."

> You say "Wait! We need to stop somewhere first. We need to find the nearest IKEA."

"What?"

"I need to buy a lamp."

"It'll have to wait," says Jafar. "We have to turn off the water supply."

"But..."

"No!"

> You reluctantly go back in with Jafar.

You turn the dial to stop the water supply.

"That should do it," says Jafar, satisfied.

"Should we go back to the city?"

"Yes."

> You jafar jumps out of the window to escape and makes a cool landing.

You jump out of the window, but fall directly onto a police car and kill yourself.

"The end," says Jafar.

> You go to Scringus's funeral.

You go to Scringus's funeral.

"He was a great man," says the priest. "And now, we commit his body to the grave."

The priest throws a handful of dirt onto his coffin.

> You say a eulogy for Scringus. Mention his hot wife.

"Scringus was a great man," you say. "His only weaknes was his love for his hot wife."

Everyone claps at your eulogy.

"Thanks,"

"Thanks," says Scringus from beyond the grave.

> You say "You're welcome."

"You're welcome."

Scringus smiles, nods, and disappears into the afterlife.

Jafar decides it's time to move on with his life and find a new spy partner. Also, steal Scringus's hot wife.

Meanwhile, you realize that you're hungry. Luckily, you saved some of your crackers earlier. You eat them.

> You choke on the cracker.

As you choke on the cracker, you think about your life. It wasn't a complete waste. At least you didn't have to partner up with Jafar again.

> You think about why Jafar was such a bad partner.

Jafar was the worst partner you ever had.

Fortunately, you got to kill him and save yourself.

Unfortunately, that was only out of self-defense.

But why was Jafar such a bad partner? Well, it's because...

Jafar was a bad partner because he had poor hygiene.

Jafar was a bad partner because his ideas were always stupid.

Jafar was a bad partner because he...

Jafar was a bad partner because he didn't let you go to IKEA. You really wanted that lamp.

You die.

> You take your last breath and go into the afterlife, and reunite with Jafar.

> You kick Jafar in the nuts one last time.

Yes! Revenge! Now... what would be a good way to go out?

Hmm... you could have one last cigarette.

Or, you could get that lamp after all.

And the moral of the story is: Don't trust Jafar.