"Tony Stark (portrayed by Jeff Bridges), Steve Rogers (played by Chris Evans), Lynda Carter (portrayed by Shakira), Jennifer Lawrence (portrayed by Gwenyth Paltrow) all grow old rapidly and succumb to the villain's will."—AI Dungeon when asked to explain the plot.
Spider-Man: Army of Ghosts (スパイダーマン ゴーストアーミー Supaidaman Gosutomai) is a fictional movie in Sam Raimi's Spider-Man film series, created by AI Dungeon. All the plot details and character/actor names were obtained by asking the AI to make them up.
Plot
(Needs editing due to incoherent ramblings of the AI)
In the near future, aging Peter Parker comes up against Russian hitman Aleksei Sytsevich (Russell Crowe). Sytsevich tag teams with disgraced scientist Martin Wells (Topher Grace), using mind-controlling technology.
Sytsevich conspires to build a new world order through an airborne mind-control gas called NOZ, causing people in Midtown to "act coked out and erratic."
He also enlists the help of Cirque du Soleil performer Juliet Mercado (Olga Organs), forcing her to test an experimental exoskeleton powered by the gas. This turns her into The Kiss. Sytsevich and Mercado attempt a mugging, being quickly stopped by Spider-Man. Sytsevich drops a brief case full of "Mind-Metal," metal which has been infused with NOZ, which Parker begins to study and try and reverse engineer its chemical properties.
Many local heroes succumb to the gas, including Tony Stark and Jennifer Lawrence, soon realizing that the gas is causing victims to rapidly age and become ill.
Parker realizes that the villains successes are because the crazy random aging affects everyone regardless of allegiance. Raimi adds a seemingly pointless scene where Norman Osborn angrily yells "Vidic stole my finale!" at a poster. Feeling bad, Parker gives Stark and Thor a quip to cushion their fall before they turn to dust.
Soon all the heroes are nearly eradicated. After chasing Sytsevich and his minions to a jet plane and wrapping them up with webbing, Spider-Man realizes that the villains have accidentally switched out old canisters of the gas for ordinary air, ironically setting themselves and everyone else free. For some reason, Parker allows them to just walk away and does nothing to stop them.
In the post-credits scene, a plastic surgeon named Dr. Tersant can be seen studying a list celebrities and specific traits he admires. Among the celebrities are Mercado and Sytsevich. He states he is about to start his first enhancement operation as it cuts to black.
Characters
- Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire)
- Aleksei Sytsevich (Russell Crowe)
- Dr. Martin Wells (Topher Grace)
- Juliet Mercado (Olga Organs)
- Tony Stark (Jeff Bridges)
- Thor Odinsson (Kenneth Branagh)
- Steve Rogers (Chris Evans)
- Lynda Carter (Shakira)
- Jennifer Lawrence (Gwenyth Paltrow)
- Norman Osborn (James Purefoy)
- J.J. Jameson (J.K. Simmons)
- Jason Tersant (Nicolas Cage)