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 And the moral of the story is: sometimes, the best way to make a good movie is to have a brilliant but lazy man direct it.
-THE END
+> You say "Wait! I forgot to ask who Vidic is!"
+Raimi looks at you. He sighs, and answers.
+"Vidic is a shadowy figure who funded the first movie."
+"He has no lines in that movie.
+> You say "What is Vidic's full name?"
+"Vladimir Fucking Vidic."
+"That's a silly name."
+"Hehe, yeah. Spidey says it sounds like the name of a Pokemon."
+> You look up the wiki article for "Vladimir Fucking Vidic"
+Vladimir Fucking Vidic is the founder and CEO of the multi-billion dollar company, Abstergo Industries. He funded the first Spider-Man movie as a tax write-off.
+Vidic ruins the ending of the fourth movie by taking away the scene where Mary Jane reveals her identity to Spidey. He also takes away the post-credits scene where Spider-Man marries Mary Jane, which Raimi wanted to include.
+You see, in the first drafts of the movie, Mary Jane was actually a hero herself named... Bloody Mary.
+Vidic, who is a huge Spider-Man fan, changed her into a damsel in distress to make the story more interesting.
+You hate this man.
+look up the article for "Bloody Mary (Mary Jane Watson)"
+You're looking up the article for Bloody Mary.
+Bloody Mary (Mary Jane Watson) is the original name of Mary Jane in the first drafts of Spider-Man.
+She was a mutant with spider powers who went to high school with Peter Parker and later fell in love with him.
+Powers and Abilities
+Bloody Mary was a mutant with the following abilities:
+Super Strength: Bloody Mary had the strength of a spider.
+Cornea Impermeability: Bloody Mary's eyes were covered with a membrane, protecting them from harsh substances.
+Bloody Webbing: Bloody Mary had the ability to shoot webbing from her wrists.
+Wall-Crawling: Bloody Mary could crawl on walls with her hands and feet.
+Spider-Sense: Bloody Mary had a sixth sense, telling her when she was in danger.
+History and Formation
+In the original drafts of Spider-Man, Bloody Mary was the girlfriend of Peter Parker. She learned his secret identity and they both fought crime together.
+This story was considered "too dark" and was changed to Mary Jane being a simple damsel in distress.
+In the year 2021, Bloody Mary made her first and last appearance in a movie called "The Spider Man Chronicles".
+> You search the page to see which universe Bloody Mary is a part of.
+The Spider Man Chronicle is a movie in the "Marvel Cinematic Universe" (or MCU).
+The movie was directed by David S. Goyer, written by David S. Goyer and Max Borenstein, and distributed by Columbia Pictures.
+> You say "Is Bloody Mary a part of Earth-96283, or Earth-199999?"
+"It's the former," Raimi answers.
+"Really?" you ask. "I would have thought she was from the latter."
+"Me, too," Raimi says with a sigh.
+> You say "So is The Spider-Man Chronicles the name of the fifth movie?"
+"It was the working title," Raimi explains, "But it was changed to 'Spider-Man: The Other Chronicles'."
+"That's a really long title."
+"I know.
+> You say "You should change the Earth designation of Bloody Mary from Earth-96283 to Earth-199999, so that it's less confusing."
+"I'll do that," Raimi says, "Because I'm the director, and I can do what the fuck I want!"
+He laughs. It's a good joke.
+> You skip to the "Backstory" section of the article.
+The Backstory of Bloody Mary is a mystery. Her full backstory has never been revealed. We only know bits and pieces of it.
+This section contains spoilers to the movie "The Spider Man Chronicles."
+If you haven't seen the movie yet, and you don't want it to be spoiled, skip this section.
+In "The Spider Man Chronicles," Bloody Mary is a mutant with spider powers. Sometime after the events of Spider-Man 3, Mary Jane Watson and Peter Parker broke up.
+At the beginning of the movie, Watson is working as a high school teacher. She is also living with her best friend (and roommate), Felicia Hardy.
+While at Felicia's apartment, Mary Jane gets bit by a radioactive spider. This gives her spider-like powers.
+We see her use these powers in a fight with Spider-Man.
+When Felicia is killed by the main antagonist (Boring John), Mary Jane seeks revenge.
+She learns the Boring John is just a pawn being controlled by The Face, an evil plastic surgeon.
+The Face is planning on killing all celebrities and taking their places. He's already killed the lead singer of the band Crave.
+Mary Jane tracks down The Face to his secret lab.
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