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-== Story ==
+== Main Story ==
 Hundreds of thousands of cyborg slaves live in the futuristic city of Zail. They are forced to serve various mega corporations and are severely punished if they disobey. They begin their workday salvaging metals in a local junkyard.
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 The CPU is Banch Bob. The mainframe is Bancho Bob. Everything is now Bancho Bob. And that's how it should be.
+== Part 2: CRUSH ==
+This story takes place inside the game CRUSH that Citrus Punk was playing.
+=== Story ===
+The battle is about to begin with the tag team smackdown crew of the century! The ring shakes with the weigh of these massive wrestlers. The crowd goes wild!' The challengers must defeat their rivals and to gain the title of world heavy weight champion.
+ The rules are simple: three pinfalls or three submissions.
+The odds don't favor the challengers, but you couldn't care less! You're going to win this match for your team and your brother!
+> Rango Scrango says "I hope you're ready to die, Mr. Bip."
+"I don't think so," says Mr. Bip, "I'm ready to live forever."
+Rango and Mr. Bip stare each other down. Then, they both rush toward each other.
+> Dingus Bip says "Rombo Combo!!!"
+Mr. Bip does a jumping spinning kick to Rango's head. The force causes Rango to go flying out of the ring.
+The ref begins his count... 1... 2... 3... 4...
+> Dingus Bip says "5! 6! 7! 8!!!!"
+Rango gets back up to the apron, and then back into the ring. Mr. Bip rushes after him, and does a flying knee into Rango's face.
+The ref begins his count... 1...
+> Dingus Bip says "2!!!!!"
+> Rango Scrango get up and tell Rango Scrango's brother to help.
+"Hey!" Rango Scrango shouts. "Get up here and help me!"
+"No way, you're on your own," says Mr. Bip's brother.He then does a jumping axe handle, smashing his elbow into Rango's face.
+The ref begins his count... 1... 2...
+"Rango is taking a lot of punishment!" the announcer says.
+> Rango Scrango ask Rango Scrango's brother what the fuck he's waiting for.
+"Oh no," says the announcer. "Here it comes...."
+"What?" you say.
+"The Family Scranga does not take kindly to traitors," Rango Scrango's brother says.
+> Dingus Bip a flying kick into Rango Scrango's brother's face.
+"Too little, too late," says the announcer.
+Rango Scrango's brother quickly recovers and give a spinning heel kick to your face, sending you out of the ring.
+The ref begins his count...
+> Rango Scrango says "1! 2! 3!"
+You get up at the count of three.
+The ref begins his count... 1... 2... 3!
+Rango Scrango's brother jumps over the top rope and spears you in mid-air!
+> Dingus Bip says "Wait!!! I'm back up!!! Ref!!!"
+The ref begins his count... 1... 2...
+The ref quickly runs over and starts the count on you.
+The ref begins his count... 1... 2... 3!
+> Dingus Bip says "No!!!"
+You get back up at the count of three.
+The ref begins his count... 1... 2...
+Rango Scrango's brother jumps over the top rope and spears you in mid-air!
+> Rango Scrango realizes it's time to execute the secret shoe attack.
+"Oh no...It's the family shoe attack," the announcer says.
+The ref begins his count... 1... 2... 3!
+> Rango Scrango knock out the ref because he won't stop counting.
+"The ref is out," the announcer says.
+You knock the ref out. Everyone begins shouting and arguing about who should win.
+"This is madness!" shouts the announcer, throwing his hands up in the air.
+> Dingus Bip takes announcers arms and does a triple flying spin attack using the announcer as a helicopter weapon.
+The announcer flies out of the stadium, and lands on an old lady who was just walking by. She screams in pain.
+The ref wakes up, and begins the count... 1... 2... 3!
+> Dingus Bip grabs bucket.
+You grab a bucket and throw it over the ref.
+"Bucket," you say.
+The ref is splashing around in the bucket.
+The ref begins his count... 1... 2... 3!
+> Rango Scrango says "What the fuck?"
+The ref throws the bucket over his head and begins the count on you.
+The ref begins his count... 1... 2... 3!
+"What the fuck?" says Rango Scrango.
+> Dingus Bip summons magic portal to teleport the ref into another dimension.
+You conjure up a magic portal, but it's not big enough to get the ref through. It is big enough to fit your arm though.
+The ref begins his count... 1... 2... 3!
+> Rango Scrango assists Bip in making a bigger portal to throw the ref into.
+You and Rango Scrango begin making a bigger portal... 1... 2... 3!
+Rango Scrango pushes the ref into the portal. He falls through and hits the floor on the other side.
+> Dingus Bip closes portal, trapping the ref on the other side.
+You close the portal. The ref is trapped on the other side.
+"Yes!" shouts Rango Scrango.
+"We did it!" shouts Bip.
+The crowd cheers for you.
+> Dingus Bip says "Now that that's taken care of... you're no match for me"
+The announcer runs back into the stadium.
+"The winners are Team Rango Scranga!" he shouts.
+"Noooooooooo!!!" screams the ref as the portal closes behind him.
+> Dingus Bip says "What? No!"
+The announcer screams as the crowd rushes the ring. You, Rango Scrango and Bip run out of the stadium. Outside, a pack of wild monkeys have surrounded you.
+> Rango Scrango says "Haha, little did you know Bip that the Scranga family paid off the announcer!"
+"I don't have any money..." Bip says.
+Bip is ripped apart by the monkeys.
+"We did it Rango!" you say.
+"Indeed we did!" he says.
+> Dingus Bip begins drumming conga circle to alleviate the violent monkeys.
+The monkeys follow Bip's lead and begin playing on various musical instruments.
+"This is the good life," says Rango Scranga, as you walk down the road to your next adventure...
+> Dingus Bip says "The world explodes"
+The world explodes, and then reforms itself.
+"The world explodes, and then reforms itself," you say.
+"What?" asks the confused writer.
+The heat death of the universe occurs. Matter, energy, and even the fabric of reality cease to be.
+"Fuck," you say.
+"Yeah, I really should have had you do the part about the monkeys instead," says the writer.
+THE END
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