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This is a direct archive of | This is a direct archive of [https://play.aidungeon.io/main/adventureView?publicId=4fa8b6da-2c96-4476-b98c-437df0e13f64 an AI Dungeon story] that spawned several of the pages in the sandbox related to Marvel characters. | ||
== Story == | == Part 1 == | ||
=== Story === | |||
> You trigger the Tobey Maguire trap. | > You trigger the Tobey Maguire trap. | ||
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"Cool. This is all I need! Thanks, kid!" | "Cool. This is all I need! Thanks, kid!" | ||
"Raimi... Now I remember you. You're Spidey's director. Tells me you're brilliant. He also tells me you're lazy." | |||
"Lazy?" | |||
"Yeah. He tells me that you want to rush through this movie as fast as you can." | |||
"He's right." | |||
"Brilliant, but lazy," you repeat with a smile. | |||
And the moral of the story is: sometimes, the best way to make a good movie is to have a brilliant but lazy man direct it. | |||
> You say "Wait! I forgot to ask who Vidic is!" | |||
Raimi looks at you. He sighs, and answers. | |||
"Vidic is a shadowy figure who funded the first movie." | |||
"He has no lines in that movie. | |||
> You say "What is Vidic's full name?" | |||
"Vladimir Fucking Vidic." | |||
"That's a silly name." | |||
"Hehe, yeah. Spidey says it sounds like the name of a Pokemon." | |||
> You look up the wiki article for "Vladimir Fucking Vidic" | |||
Vladimir Fucking Vidic is the founder and CEO of the multi-billion dollar company, Abstergo Industries. He funded the first Spider-Man movie as a tax write-off. | |||
Vidic ruins the ending of the fourth movie by taking away the scene where Mary Jane reveals her identity to Spidey. He also takes away the post-credits scene where Spider-Man marries Mary Jane, which Raimi wanted to include. | |||
You see, in the first drafts of the movie, Mary Jane was actually a hero herself named... Bloody Mary. | |||
Vidic, who is a huge Spider-Man fan, changed her into a damsel in distress to make the story more interesting. | |||
You hate this man. | |||
look up the article for "Bloody Mary (Mary Jane Watson)" | |||
You're looking up the article for Bloody Mary. | |||
Bloody Mary (Mary Jane Watson) is the original name of Mary Jane in the first drafts of Spider-Man. | |||
She was a mutant with spider powers who went to high school with Peter Parker and later fell in love with him. | |||
Powers and Abilities | |||
Bloody Mary was a mutant with the following abilities: | |||
Super Strength: Bloody Mary had the strength of a spider. | |||
Cornea Impermeability: Bloody Mary's eyes were covered with a membrane, protecting them from harsh substances. | |||
Bloody Webbing: Bloody Mary had the ability to shoot webbing from her wrists. | |||
Wall-Crawling: Bloody Mary could crawl on walls with her hands and feet. | |||
Spider-Sense: Bloody Mary had a sixth sense, telling her when she was in danger. | |||
History and Formation | |||
In the original drafts of Spider-Man, Bloody Mary was the girlfriend of Peter Parker. She learned his secret identity and they both fought crime together. | |||
This story was considered "too dark" and was changed to Mary Jane being a simple damsel in distress. | |||
In the year 2021, Bloody Mary made her first and last appearance in a movie called "The Spider Man Chronicles". | |||
> You search the page to see which universe Bloody Mary is a part of. | |||
The Spider Man Chronicle is a movie in the "Marvel Cinematic Universe" (or MCU). | |||
The movie was directed by David S. Goyer, written by David S. Goyer and Max Borenstein, and distributed by Columbia Pictures. | |||
> You say "Is Bloody Mary a part of Earth-96283, or Earth-199999?" | |||
"It's the former," Raimi answers. | |||
"Really?" you ask. "I would have thought she was from the latter." | |||
"Me, too," Raimi says with a sigh. | |||
> You say "So is The Spider-Man Chronicles the name of the fifth movie?" | |||
"It was the working title," Raimi explains, "But it was changed to 'Spider-Man: The Other Chronicles'." | |||
"That's a really long title." | |||
"I know. | |||
> You say "You should change the Earth designation of Bloody Mary from Earth-96283 to Earth-199999, so that it's less confusing." | |||
"I'll do that," Raimi says, "Because I'm the director, and I can do what the fuck I want!" | |||
He laughs. It's a good joke. | |||
> You skip to the "Backstory" section of the article. | |||
The Backstory of Bloody Mary is a mystery. Her full backstory has never been revealed. We only know bits and pieces of it. | |||
This section contains spoilers to the movie "The Spider Man Chronicles." | |||
If you haven't seen the movie yet, and you don't want it to be spoiled, skip this section. | |||
In "The Spider Man Chronicles," Bloody Mary is a mutant with spider powers. Sometime after the events of Spider-Man 3, Mary Jane Watson and Peter Parker broke up. | |||
At the beginning of the movie, Watson is working as a high school teacher. She is also living with her best friend (and roommate), Felicia Hardy. | |||
While at Felicia's apartment, Mary Jane gets bit by a radioactive spider. This gives her spider-like powers. | |||
We see her use these powers in a fight with Spider-Man. | |||
When Felicia is killed by the main antagonist (Boring John), Mary Jane seeks revenge. | |||
She learns the Boring John is just a pawn being controlled by The Face, an evil plastic surgeon. | |||
The Face is planning on killing all celebrities and taking their places. He's already killed the lead singer of the band Crave. | |||
Mary Jane tracks down The Face to his secret lab. | |||
> You look up Boring John's real name. | |||
Boring John (full name: John Percival Prepwater IV) is the main antagonist of "The Spider Man Chronicles." | |||
He was portrayed by Thomas Haden Church. | |||
He was born in 1954. | |||
In the beginning of the film, he is a high-paid accountant for a company owned by J. Jonah Jameson. | |||
At some point, John gets a job as the accountant for Empire State University (where Felicia teaches). He is hired by Doctor Connors. | |||
On a side note, Doctor Connors is working on cross-species genetics. He is portrayed by Dylan Baker. | |||
After John gets a job at the university, he starts embezzling money. He does this by over-billing the university for lab equipment. | |||
He becomes Boring John when an experiment goes wrong. Doctor Connors was trying to cross-species a raccoon with a human. The experiment goes wrong, and the raccoon is killed. | |||
John is splashed with the raccoon's blood. He is then bitten by one of Doctor Connors' mutant irradiated spiders. The spider/raccoon blood mix gives him his powers. | |||
As Boring John, he has the powers of a raccoon. He is extremely strong and fast, and has a heightened sense of smell and night vision. The name "Boring John" comes from the fact that he doesn't do anything interesting with his new powers. He just wants to rip out people's throats and eat them. | |||
Boring John also has a vicious temper. | |||
> You look for what Boring John has to do with The Face. | |||
Boring John was hired by The Face to kill all celebrities. | |||
Boring John kills the lead singer of the band Crave (portrayed by Usher). | |||
> You look at the script and find one of Boring John's lines. | |||
Boring John sits in his apartment watching the news. The news is reporting on the death of the lead singer of Crave. The news said he was killed by a wild animal. | |||
"Damn it," he says. "I can't even get that right." | |||
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